Saw this on another blog. As the blogger didn't write it themselves but had it in an email, I think it's OK to lift it.
Next time you're asked to "give more than 100%" bear this in mind.
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U
V W X Y Z
is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
Hard work and knowledge have their place. Attitude hits the right spot, but bullshit will get you over the edge.
But there's one that's even better.
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.
Work it out for yourself.
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