A woman from Essex says she has mistakenly been sent the scripts for the two-part Christmas edition of The Office. The woman is thinking about offering the scripts to the highest bidder, presumably expecting serious dollar from a tabloid newspaper, which would then publish the plotlines.
The Office, for those of you who don't know, is a BBC "sit-com" set in the office of a paper company in Slough, which is a crap town near London. The show is dominated by the truly awful character of David Brent, played by Ricky Gervais, who also co-writes and directs the programme.

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I won't go on about how brilliant The Office is. To do so would risk sounding like the sort of contemporary bore the programme rubbishes so brilliantly. What I will say is that if this woman does sell the scripts off she will be Britain's number one scumbag.
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